ever since i became hyper aware of distance and direction everything has become a break down of east, west, north and south
June 2013
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
would you let me eat your ass if i'm a good boy?
totally
“You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?”
—Porkbeard (via moonbrains)
as soon as i’m outta here i’m doing:
- dat hair cut moar
-shavin’ da brows hello open forehead
- stretchin’ the septum
We as a society really need to stop romanticizing the idea of “needing” romantic partners and “not being able to live without them” because it is incredibly unhealthy and leads people to wind up in unhealthy situations of dependency or feeling dependent and not thinking to change that mindset because it seems romantic
Did you know when somebody yells at you, they push their butt hole out? If you think about that when you’re getting yelled at, it’s not so scary or sad.
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
sex playlist:
- german naruto opening
- *shinji screaming*
- stock sound effect of an elephant
- rockstar by nickleback
- “anime” by soulja boy
- a 6 year old boy making fart noises
- monks chanting
- obama
I took the liberty of compiling the playlist for yall. You’re welcome
I think you're interesting.
The people around me are freaking out over real life problems while I suck the smart pop residue off my fingers so I could type this
I just split whiskey down my neck I guess I will be showering tomorrow